Curse of the Alcatraz

 

First off I would just like to say WARNING: DO NOT WATCH….PLEASE!!!! Secondly all I can say is…HORRIBLE!!! I really do not think that words can even describe how terrible of a “so called” horror film this is. I mean come on; everything about this movie is ridiculously dreadful. The sound effects were even worse than a 1940s horror film. The visual effects were even worse than amateur, if there even is such a thing. Oh and do not even get me started on the acting. Too late, I just began. It’s like watching a bunch of grade two elementary school students put on a play for mommy and daddy…oops and let’s not forget grandma and grandpa.

In all honesty I think this movie was made in someone’s basement!!!! Well it may as well have been. I mean come on, think of all the money they could have saved on location… I don’t even know if I should even be mad or laugh at how I psyched myself out for no reason?!?!?!?!

This movie is definitely not worth even seeing, never mind renting. I think a bunch of seven-year-olds could have made a better horror film.

Needless to say I really think this movie deserves a BIG FAT 0 out of a possible 5 popcorns!!!

 

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